After over 1.5 months of operation, TFF blog is being shut down. Even as this post is being written, IRS agents are in the process of taking over all TFF assets. This popular Blog site is believed to have had over 4 readers in its' heyday. However, after TFF fired blog administrator Ashley, the readership has dropped off dramatically. "It was a case of we couldn't afford to keep her, but we couldn't afford to let her go " said CEO Karl. Lack of readers, however, may have been the least of problems for TFF. There are currently at least 7 known lawsuits filed against Karl:
1. LT v. Karl (you've read about this case)
2. The Lovely Dianne(H.L.) v. Karl (slander among other allegations)
3. Ron (the tongue) v. Karl (Ron's case is being supported by TDA(Tongue Disorders Anonymous)
4. Mike v. Karl (custody of his old irons)
5. Sam v. Karl( cruel and unusual punishment in regards to having to watch Karl's golf game all these years)
6. Ashley v. Karl (mental anguish from being fired)
7. Karl v. Karl ( that he should have won player of the year)
We caught up with the prosecuting attorney of the 1st 6 trials at The Old Country Store Ice Cream Fountain where he has been seen hanging out several hours each day. "I never thought Adam looked much like his dad until recently", said LT. "However, after 4 days of constantly eating all of our ice cream, he's starting to look like the 13 year old Karl we saw in the video." Adam was able to back away from the counter long enough to say:"We'll easily win all 6. Hey! how about another scoop of that rocky road!!" Meanwhile Karl was being handcuffed and escorted from TFF headquarters. "It's been a great ride, I've enjoyed all the perks of being a CEO and my only regret is selling The Provisional Mulligan Trophy on EBay. I'll be back. I'm confident that the president will bail TFF out , all allegations will be dropped, and we will be back where we belong."
P.S. : The former blog administrator(her name is not allowed to be used because of a current lawsuit), has changed the way you can post a comment. Simply type in your comment, (with your name if you want), then click anonymous and post comment. For the 2 that have figured out how to post you can still do it the same way.
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Read the fine print. You cannot shut down this blog until "all" lawsuits are settled. Also the trophy will permantly stay with the person whose name is on it if the blog shuts down. Also again "the tongue" is still trying to figure out how to "comment". I told him how today so by Sunday he will have it figured out.
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