Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Time to Vote!!!
As promised as part of the Karl-LT lawsuit, TFF is currently conducting a poll for the leader of this year's Provisional Mulligan Cup(player of the year). Although TFF blogspot wishes to remain neutral in this poll, we would highly recommend that you vote for Karl(with a K). Karl is the clear leader for the award, not only for his stellar play, but for his contribution to the game itself. The poll will run for one week, so we urge you to vote for Karl(with a K) and please call a friend to vote for him also. Also in the poll are; s, m, r, l, but we don't see any reason to waste your vote on any of them.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
LT Settles Out Of Court
TBI forensics specialists, with great difficulty, were able to interpret the abused scorecard from last Friday and it has been turned over to the custody of TFF blogspot. Karl(with a K) a.k.a. "The Dictator" offered to settle out of court with LT/Ron to avoid prosecution. Despite his attorney's advice, LT quickly agreed to the terms of the settlement which were:
1. All eagles, birdies, and pars that Karl recorded Friday will be struck from the record.
2. Karl is suspended from this weeks play
3. Karl will allow a "Readers Vote" sometime in June for the current leader of the player of the year
4. Karl will forfeit the one lunch he owes LT
Counselor Adam was furious with his client, LT. "We could have taken "The Dictator" for all he's worth, but when LT read the part about the forfeited lunch he immediately signed the papers. I have to admit, his legal team out foxed me. However, when I saw the scorecard and realized that Karl(with a K) not only had a round without any eagles or birdies, but didn't even par a hole last Friday, well I kinda lost my legal edge and felt kind of sorry for the old man."
1. All eagles, birdies, and pars that Karl recorded Friday will be struck from the record.
2. Karl is suspended from this weeks play
3. Karl will allow a "Readers Vote" sometime in June for the current leader of the player of the year
4. Karl will forfeit the one lunch he owes LT
Counselor Adam was furious with his client, LT. "We could have taken "The Dictator" for all he's worth, but when LT read the part about the forfeited lunch he immediately signed the papers. I have to admit, his legal team out foxed me. However, when I saw the scorecard and realized that Karl(with a K) not only had a round without any eagles or birdies, but didn't even par a hole last Friday, well I kinda lost my legal edge and felt kind of sorry for the old man."
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
TBI Claims to have Missing Scorecard
TBI officials raided the estate of Karl(with a K) early Tuesday mourning and found what they believe to be the remains of Friday's scorecard. A TBI spokesman refused to answer questions from the press, but made the following statement:"You exspect to see some horrific things in this line of work, but nothing prepares you for this. Without a doubt this is the worst case of scorecard abuse that I've ever seen. It will take forensics a while ,if ever, to be able to decipher the scores. For some reason, Karl's(with a K) score was easy to read, but we highly suspect that his score was tampered with. We have our doubts that he scored a 63 at The Tennessean."
Adam Warren, attorney for LT/Ron, was able to obtain a search warrent for the scorecard, and made this comment;"I only wish we could have gotten in there earlier and saved that scorecard from what it went through. My clients will prosecute to the fullest extent of the law. The abuse that scorecard took will not go in vain!"
Adam Warren, attorney for LT/Ron, was able to obtain a search warrent for the scorecard, and made this comment;"I only wish we could have gotten in there earlier and saved that scorecard from what it went through. My clients will prosecute to the fullest extent of the law. The abuse that scorecard took will not go in vain!"
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