LT Settles Out Of Court

TBI forensics specialists, with great difficulty, were able to interpret the abused scorecard from last Friday and it has been turned over to the custody of TFF blogspot. Karl(with a K) a.k.a. "The Dictator" offered to settle out of court with LT/Ron to avoid prosecution. Despite his attorney's advice, LT quickly agreed to the terms of the settlement which were:
1. All eagles, birdies, and pars that Karl recorded Friday will be struck from the record.
2. Karl is suspended from this weeks play
3. Karl will allow a "Readers Vote" sometime in June for the current leader of the player of the year
4. Karl will forfeit the one lunch he owes LT
Counselor Adam was furious with his client, LT. "We could have taken "The Dictator" for all he's worth, but when LT read the part about the forfeited lunch he immediately signed the papers. I have to admit, his legal team out foxed me. However, when I saw the scorecard and realized that Karl(with a K) not only had a round without any eagles or birdies, but didn't even par a hole last Friday, well I kinda lost my legal edge and felt kind of sorry for the old man."